How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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