what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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