Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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