- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

who is awesome? no one...

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

What stops a train? A missile

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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