What did the teacher do? He taught.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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