I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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