- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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