- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

G:nock nock B:come in!

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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