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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

ask me if i am a tree. no.

im telling maguire

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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