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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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