What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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