Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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