- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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