- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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