What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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Why? Because.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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