- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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