- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Anti Joke

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