- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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