ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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dry handjob

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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