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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What's stupid a light bulb.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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