- Anti Joke

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell