- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Women's rights.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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