- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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