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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

A man did not like this site

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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