- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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