- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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