- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

How old are you? 7

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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