Why are white people white? I don't know

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

Anti Joke

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