- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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