Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

I need to start studying.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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