Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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