who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Phew... it's gone.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

batman has diarrhea

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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