- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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