- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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