How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

alex is cool

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Pickles are powerful

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Waseem is a hard worker.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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