- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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