OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Oh, go away

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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