Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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