A Pakistani news reader.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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