How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

A pope meets another one

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

drew edminstin is a rat

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Turkey Balls

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

H o m o comes out as homo

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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