WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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What's blue? The sky.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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