hers a joke... japanese people

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Who wants $300? Me too.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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