- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was the woman?

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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