- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Where's my baby??

Girls soccer

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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