- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

woman's rights

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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