I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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