- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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