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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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