- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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