- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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