- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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