Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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