- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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