How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

I need to start studying.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why was the woman?

Women's rights.

Anti Joke

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