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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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