- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

field day?

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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