- Anti Joke

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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