Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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Women's rights.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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