- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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