how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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NEVER

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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I Love Hitler.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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