Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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I got shot, you laughed

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Women's Rights

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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