What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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