- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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