Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Your girlfriend.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Chlamydia

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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