- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

the WNBA.

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

general tso's broccoli

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

where do some birds live in? Earth

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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