- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

SHUT UP JP

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

This sentance contains three errers

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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