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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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