Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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A seal walks into a club.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Youre mom is so dead...

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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