- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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