What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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How would you rule?

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My peni s

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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