- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Read a Book.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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