Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Girls soccer

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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