- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

whats hairy and crys your mom

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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