Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Anti Joke

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