Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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That is so fetch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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