Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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