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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

what has genitial warts? me

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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