- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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