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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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