- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

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