Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

KILL WHITEY

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Guest what in the butt

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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