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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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