A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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field day?

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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