- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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