roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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The FCC

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