What fires shots? A gun

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

hard cheese

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Connor is homo

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Anti Joke

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