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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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