- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

What's the difference between a duck?

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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