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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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