- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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