A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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