a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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