Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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XD Jackass.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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